Austin DeArmond

Random useless information.

In the beginning of the 20th century, a scientific magazine publisher hosted a contest, $5000 prize, for the person who could best explain Einstein’s Theory of Relativity in Layman’s terms in 3000 words. Before the contest, the winner’s only real publication was an essay on stereoscopic photography (essentially, 3d photography)

If you stalk my blood enough, you’ll notice that I have a small interest in stereoscopic photography.

Interesting.

We need to ban homosexuality. Seriously. Just read the Bible, it talks about how horrible it is. Homosexuals deserve to be jailed at the very least.

WAIT! The Bible says sin is punishable by death! So homosexuals deserve to die becuase homosexuality is a disgusting sin!

Along with those who look lustfully at the OPPOSITE sex other than their spouses, of course. Oh, and those who lie and steal, whether these people are tangible or just someone from a popular TV show in a sex scene. And don’t get me started about some of the dishonor I have brought to my mother and my father, as well as to God’s name.

Wait…Doesn’t that mean I deserve to die? And what about all the people I have talked to who have done some of these things? What about the thinking level? Does everyone deserve to die?

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Moving on stinks.

The drama banquet was last night and I realized that it was the end of some experiences i will never, ever get again. These were some wonderful people and I’m absolutely going to miss all of them.

I totally made an innuendo, too, and didn’t realize it. It might be one of the best memories I’ll ever have. Maybe I’ll blog about it when I’m done feeling sad about the end of drama.